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| What The.....photoshopping galore... |

| I wouldn't even call this airbrushing. This is straight-up CUT and PASTE. They took America Ferrera's head and put it on some skinny bitch's body. They were probably just like "eff it, just cut the skank's head off." Where are her breasts, ass and arm waddle? On the left is America's head and some model's body on the cover of Glamour and on the right is America a couple of weeks ago. |
| Has Tyra Ever Looked Like This? |

| E.T. phone HO! Here's Tyra Banks in a new promo shot for America's Next Top Model Cycle 85 or whatever they are on. First of all, Tyra hasn't look like that in...EVER? Second of all, I don't know how the hell they got that helmet over that massive ten-head. They probably had to use a giant crane, a stealth bomber and some silly putty to get that shit on. I bet you there's like 50 guys behind her holding it down. |
| Step Into Photoshop |

Actually....Teri Snatcher still looks like a Skeletor. With the flames behind her she totally looks like she's off to take over Greyskull and learn the secrets of Eternia! It's sad that these ads are probably going to be hotter than the actual new season. I don't have high hopes for this crap. On a sidenote, is it cocktail hour yet? It's turning into another one of those days. |
| Who Is This Person? |

| Hmm...I know this girl from somewhere...I just can't put my cheeto on it? God, this is driving me crazy! She looks so familiar! Does anyone know who this is? Hmmm.....this is going to drive me wild all day. Oh...and it's so NOT Britney Spears. |