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Need to catch up with the drama.... here are
some topics you might have missed on
lindsay...
Lindsay Updates
Lindsay and Sienna Miller
Lindsay jan1 and on
Lindsay jan 14 and on
Lindsay Rehab
Lindsay Escapes Rehab
Front page news 1
Front page news 2
Lindsay Fire Crotch Uncensored Photos
some topics you might have missed on
lindsay...
Lindsay Updates
Lindsay and Sienna Miller
Lindsay jan1 and on
Lindsay jan 14 and on
Lindsay Rehab
Lindsay Escapes Rehab
Front page news 1
Front page news 2
Lindsay Fire Crotch Uncensored Photos
Lindsay update 3/16/07
Lindsay Lohan is officially back to her partying ways, if you believe Page Six, that is. But why shouldn't you.
The idea of Lindsay Lohan going out and getting blitzed on a nightly basis is definitely more believable then
thinking she's gone straight and sober.
A stint in rehab evidently didn't put an end to Lindsay Lohan's partying ways. She's been out every night since
she hit town last week, hitting the hot spots - and the booze. The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The
Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was "drinking champagne and dancing with four
Lindsay look-alikes." She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to
hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson. Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Lindsay's
doing fine. She's taking her life day by day."
Yeah, well, nothing we didn't know already, except from the looks of these pictrures, Lindsay had quite the
night at Plumm last night. Here she is getting all kissy with model May Anderson. What was I doing last night?
Lindsay Lohan is officially back to her partying ways, if you believe Page Six, that is. But why shouldn't you.
The idea of Lindsay Lohan going out and getting blitzed on a nightly basis is definitely more believable then
thinking she's gone straight and sober.
A stint in rehab evidently didn't put an end to Lindsay Lohan's partying ways. She's been out every night since
she hit town last week, hitting the hot spots - and the booze. The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The
Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was "drinking champagne and dancing with four
Lindsay look-alikes." She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to
hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson. Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Lindsay's
doing fine. She's taking her life day by day."
Yeah, well, nothing we didn't know already, except from the looks of these pictrures, Lindsay had quite the
night at Plumm last night. Here she is getting all kissy with model May Anderson. What was I doing last night?
Lindsay update 3/21/07....Why does LIndsay Lohan
look like a cheap Trucker Whore? Yesterday we saw
some Lindsay Lohan side boob, thanks to an
unbuttoned shirt, and today, well, it's some Lindsay
Lohan vagina once again.
We already showed you pictures of Lindsay Lohan at
Plumm nightclub in New York last week, but here a
few more shots, one of which I'm sure you'll agree is
definitely worth a closer look. For some reason,
probably to scratch that HPV itch, Lindsay has hiked
up her already short skirt to reveal her see-through
stockings, and complete lack of underwear.
So would a sober person not know there dress is up?
Once again, Lindsay Lohan's crotch is out and the
rest of the world is still trying to figure out why? But
seriously the way she has that cigarette in her
mouth... she really looks well, I am sure you already
came to your own conclusion of how it looks. Frankly
it made me want to stop smoking.
look like a cheap Trucker Whore? Yesterday we saw
some Lindsay Lohan side boob, thanks to an
unbuttoned shirt, and today, well, it's some Lindsay
Lohan vagina once again.
We already showed you pictures of Lindsay Lohan at
Plumm nightclub in New York last week, but here a
few more shots, one of which I'm sure you'll agree is
definitely worth a closer look. For some reason,
probably to scratch that HPV itch, Lindsay has hiked
up her already short skirt to reveal her see-through
stockings, and complete lack of underwear.
So would a sober person not know there dress is up?
Once again, Lindsay Lohan's crotch is out and the
rest of the world is still trying to figure out why? But
seriously the way she has that cigarette in her
mouth... she really looks well, I am sure you already
came to your own conclusion of how it looks. Frankly
it made me want to stop smoking.
update on LL. 3/19/07 Lindsay flashes some boobies out the side of her shirt... does she know? Well, there is not a bra to be seen and
well...just the right button seems to be open for few of the twins... look at her eyes under the glasses... she looks like she is in heavy
thought.... hmmmm
well...just the right button seems to be open for few of the twins... look at her eyes under the glasses... she looks like she is in heavy
thought.... hmmmm
These are the pictures from Lohan's newest GQ cover shoot, wherein
she reveals that she "likes" some cute boys. And I quote, “I need a
boyfriend, geez, There are three different boys I like. Maybe five."
Ooooooooooooooh, Lindsay! Five? Which one are you gonna ask to
Winter Formal?
New rule: Once you're conducting your interviews from rehab (as this
one was), you're not allowed to say you "like five boys." From now on, it
needs to be, "I'm interested in several men."
she reveals that she "likes" some cute boys. And I quote, “I need a
boyfriend, geez, There are three different boys I like. Maybe five."
Ooooooooooooooh, Lindsay! Five? Which one are you gonna ask to
Winter Formal?
New rule: Once you're conducting your interviews from rehab (as this
one was), you're not allowed to say you "like five boys." From now on, it
needs to be, "I'm interested in several men."
In one of the most miscalculated PR efforts ever, that old speckled egg Dina Lohan has
given an interview to Harper's Bazaar in which she very thoroughly clears the air as to
why her daughter is a basket case (Hint: It has very little to do with the booze and coke):
[Dina Lohan] worked hard to get across another message - that she's a superstar
herself - as she gushed about the glamorous life she leads thanks to her troubled
daughter's celebrity."I'm living the American dream..."
...the 44-year-old Lohan described how she's more like a sister to her fire-haired
daughter - going out to clubs with her and even wearing her old Prada jacket and Jimmy
Choo boots. "If you can button it and clip it when you're in your 40s, you're going out,"
she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harper's reporter.
The elder Lohan said she sometimes introduces herself as her daughter's personal
assistant. She even once lied about her identity to George Clooney. "I don't want them
to know I'm her mom," she said. "It's a whole 'nother demographic. People just go dark."
She also had plenty to say about the other panty-less members of the "Bimbo Summit" -
Paris Hilton and Britney Spears - who have spent many nights table-dancing and tossing
back libations with her daughter. "Some of these kids are just lost," she said. But not so
lost that we shouldn't worship them, apparently. "They're the American dream..."
"Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far," she told Harper's. "Paris' mom
was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids."
Fabulous. This idiot's denial is profound.
"Living the American dream"? She recently had both an ex-husband released from jail
and a daughter she leeches off of released from rehab, she lies to people about being
her daughter's mother so that she can seem hipper and she says Paris Hilton has "come
really far."
No wonder she'd like everyone to believe "you can't blame parents for kids". She's a
profoundly shitty parent.
Go to hell, Dina.
given an interview to Harper's Bazaar in which she very thoroughly clears the air as to
why her daughter is a basket case (Hint: It has very little to do with the booze and coke):
[Dina Lohan] worked hard to get across another message - that she's a superstar
herself - as she gushed about the glamorous life she leads thanks to her troubled
daughter's celebrity."I'm living the American dream..."
...the 44-year-old Lohan described how she's more like a sister to her fire-haired
daughter - going out to clubs with her and even wearing her old Prada jacket and Jimmy
Choo boots. "If you can button it and clip it when you're in your 40s, you're going out,"
she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harper's reporter.
The elder Lohan said she sometimes introduces herself as her daughter's personal
assistant. She even once lied about her identity to George Clooney. "I don't want them
to know I'm her mom," she said. "It's a whole 'nother demographic. People just go dark."
She also had plenty to say about the other panty-less members of the "Bimbo Summit" -
Paris Hilton and Britney Spears - who have spent many nights table-dancing and tossing
back libations with her daughter. "Some of these kids are just lost," she said. But not so
lost that we shouldn't worship them, apparently. "They're the American dream..."
"Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far," she told Harper's. "Paris' mom
was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids."
Fabulous. This idiot's denial is profound.
"Living the American dream"? She recently had both an ex-husband released from jail
and a daughter she leeches off of released from rehab, she lies to people about being
her daughter's mother so that she can seem hipper and she says Paris Hilton has "come
really far."
No wonder she'd like everyone to believe "you can't blame parents for kids". She's a
profoundly shitty parent.
Go to hell, Dina.
update 3/23/07
if God is Lindsay Lohan's co-pilot,
perhaps it's time for some heavenly
rehab.
The driving-challenged actress left
The Ivy yesterday with a few friends.
When she got into her black Mercedes
convertible, photogs snapped this shot
of Lilo with a book sitting on her center
console, titled, "God's Promises for
Your Every Need."
Amazon.com describes the book by
saying, "No matter what your situation,
God has a promise for you!" Maybe
His promise to Lindsay should be a
head's up next time she's about to run
over a cameraman. A little help, big
guy!
if God is Lindsay Lohan's co-pilot,
perhaps it's time for some heavenly
rehab.
The driving-challenged actress left
The Ivy yesterday with a few friends.
When she got into her black Mercedes
convertible, photogs snapped this shot
of Lilo with a book sitting on her center
console, titled, "God's Promises for
Your Every Need."
Amazon.com describes the book by
saying, "No matter what your situation,
God has a promise for you!" Maybe
His promise to Lindsay should be a
head's up next time she's about to run
over a cameraman. A little help, big
guy!
post march 31,07 on Lindsay Lohan purchasing Prothinspo.com and Prothinsposhop.com...
I was on this kick last week that my exit strategy from Prothinspo Sites was to sell it to Lohan for $1000,000 and issue a press release and stop my writing and go on a drinking, slutty-travel-bitch binge.
So I started harassing Stavros because I have his phone number (every model in the world has HIS phone number) trying to get him to make it happen. I should have recorded my messages, but it was all top
secret business strategy and I like to keep somethings as a surprise but now that the idea has been flushed down the toilet with my tampons, I figure I can share with you….I guess the fact that you aren’t reading
this also helps….I have decided that Prothinspo and Prothinsposhop.com are my babies and well, I just can't give them up...
I liked the idea of Lindsay Lohan buying my sites because I feel a connection to her. She was the original slut I stalked, I have watched her go from party slut to bigger party slut to fake rehab slut to smoking
opium at hotel parties after rehab to nipple slips and vagina shots and herpes and all the good fucking times that make her who she is.
That said, she’s looking thick in her tights and oversized Jewish Outfit of the Day top, covering what could be a pregnancy but is probably more like a whole lot of ice cream.....If she keeps gaining weight I am
going to scream!!!
