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Britney update 5/25/07 If you haven’t already heard about the latest Britney Spears
“Comeback Tour” debacle in Malibu this past weekend, Madonna’s brother is the
latest to weigh in:
Christopher Ciccone sniffed to a Page Six source that Her Madgesty, his sister, “would
never go onstage looking like that.” That, of course, was a tramp-ish get-up including
white go-go boots and those ever-problematic hair extensions. Page Six adds that the
Miami crowd — full of gay men and trannies – “sneered” at Brit’s look.
I just don’t know what’s worse: getting sneered at by a “lady” with a penis, or being
told that you have lower standards than Madonna the Super Whore, who has probably
at some point in her career fornicated with a donkey onstage.
I think the only way Britney could possibly sink lower for her next performance would
be to get the squirts from binging on “Olean” Cheetos mixed with Smirnoff Ice right
before she goes onstage, and crapping all over herself in the middle of a lip sync
rendition of “Oops!…I Did It Again.”
“Comeback Tour” debacle in Malibu this past weekend, Madonna’s brother is the
latest to weigh in:
Christopher Ciccone sniffed to a Page Six source that Her Madgesty, his sister, “would
never go onstage looking like that.” That, of course, was a tramp-ish get-up including
white go-go boots and those ever-problematic hair extensions. Page Six adds that the
Miami crowd — full of gay men and trannies – “sneered” at Brit’s look.
I just don’t know what’s worse: getting sneered at by a “lady” with a penis, or being
told that you have lower standards than Madonna the Super Whore, who has probably
at some point in her career fornicated with a donkey onstage.
I think the only way Britney could possibly sink lower for her next performance would
be to get the squirts from binging on “Olean” Cheetos mixed with Smirnoff Ice right
before she goes onstage, and crapping all over herself in the middle of a lip sync
rendition of “Oops!…I Did It Again.”
