The long rumoured relationship between Jessica Simpson and John Mayer has finally gone public, as the couple spent
the New Year together. According to In Touch, John didn't even tell his parents that he and Jessica are dating. Is there
something he and Jessica are hiding?
Jessica Simpson has a smile on her face again — and insiders say it’s all thanks to singer John Mayer. But Jessica’s
friends are worried that she’s more serious about John than he is about her.
For example, when he went home to spend the recent holidays with his parents in Fairfield, Conn., he never even
mentioned his new girlfriend. "Jessica didn't come up once in conversation," John's dad, Richard, tells In Touch
exclusively. But Richard insists his son is "very private" about his love life. "We never pry," he tells In Touch.
"We never pry." "Jessica didn't come up once." Notice anything weird about those phrases? Sounds like they're hiding
something, doesn't it?
But what could be so shameful that it would have to be kept a secret? How about Jessica Simpson's Penis!
Or, should I say, Jessica Simpson's "not a penis" Watch this hilarious new leaked clip from MTV2's Crank Yankers to
find out.
Crank Yankers is back Feb. 9 @ 10 pm on MTV2, and if the rest of the pranks are as funny as this one, it's going to be
great.
Watch: Jessica Simpson's has a small penis
the New Year together. According to In Touch, John didn't even tell his parents that he and Jessica are dating. Is there
something he and Jessica are hiding?
Jessica Simpson has a smile on her face again — and insiders say it’s all thanks to singer John Mayer. But Jessica’s
friends are worried that she’s more serious about John than he is about her.
For example, when he went home to spend the recent holidays with his parents in Fairfield, Conn., he never even
mentioned his new girlfriend. "Jessica didn't come up once in conversation," John's dad, Richard, tells In Touch
exclusively. But Richard insists his son is "very private" about his love life. "We never pry," he tells In Touch.
"We never pry." "Jessica didn't come up once." Notice anything weird about those phrases? Sounds like they're hiding
something, doesn't it?
But what could be so shameful that it would have to be kept a secret? How about Jessica Simpson's Penis!
Or, should I say, Jessica Simpson's "not a penis" Watch this hilarious new leaked clip from MTV2's Crank Yankers to
find out.
Crank Yankers is back Feb. 9 @ 10 pm on MTV2, and if the rest of the pranks are as funny as this one, it's going to be
great.
Watch: Jessica Simpson's has a small penis
JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MEYER
COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.........
COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.........
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Jessica Simpson
1/14/07 Simpson's supermarket ban
Jessica Simpson was told to stay away from a supermarket that she
normally frequents,because she was distracting customers.
It seems that Jessica can't even go grocery shopping without being
followed by paparazzi and stalking fans.
Now one frustrated store manager who has had enough of all the
comotion going on in his store, asked Jessica not to come in during store
hours. Obviously he is willing to let her do business there....but not when
other people are there. Kinda like Kate Holmes shopping at Barney's in
NYC.
Anyway,Jessica told Britain's Glamour magazine: "Two weeks ago, I was at
Whole Foods and probably about 100 photographers were outside waiting
for me.
"The manager gave me his card and said, 'Jessica, I'd appreciate it if you
wouldn't come in during store hours. Give me a call and I'll open up early
or you can come in after we close. But this is very distracting for all my
customers.'
"I looked at him kind of shocked. Then I was just mad, not at him but at the
situation. I couldn't even live my normal life anymore."
Jessica has become increasingly concerned by the level of attention
she's been recieving from the paparazzi, especially when they chase her
while she is driving.(look at all the accidents they have been causing
Lindsay and Paris this past year..)
Jessica who recently turned 26, said: "Seriously, it does get dangerous. I
don't think I could deal with it, if something happened to somebody else
because of my being chased by all these assholes running red lights."
Now that she and John are out of the closet it just might get worse..
1/14/07 Simpson's supermarket ban
Jessica Simpson was told to stay away from a supermarket that she
normally frequents,because she was distracting customers.
It seems that Jessica can't even go grocery shopping without being
followed by paparazzi and stalking fans.
Now one frustrated store manager who has had enough of all the
comotion going on in his store, asked Jessica not to come in during store
hours. Obviously he is willing to let her do business there....but not when
other people are there. Kinda like Kate Holmes shopping at Barney's in
NYC.
Anyway,Jessica told Britain's Glamour magazine: "Two weeks ago, I was at
Whole Foods and probably about 100 photographers were outside waiting
for me.
"The manager gave me his card and said, 'Jessica, I'd appreciate it if you
wouldn't come in during store hours. Give me a call and I'll open up early
or you can come in after we close. But this is very distracting for all my
customers.'
"I looked at him kind of shocked. Then I was just mad, not at him but at the
situation. I couldn't even live my normal life anymore."
Jessica has become increasingly concerned by the level of attention
she's been recieving from the paparazzi, especially when they chase her
while she is driving.(look at all the accidents they have been causing
Lindsay and Paris this past year..)
Jessica who recently turned 26, said: "Seriously, it does get dangerous. I
don't think I could deal with it, if something happened to somebody else
because of my being chased by all these assholes running red lights."
Now that she and John are out of the closet it just might get worse..
Watch this episode and laugh your ass
off... laughing burns calories.
off... laughing burns calories.
See More Jessica These are all pages with Prothinspo... I am not
sending you somewhere else..
Jessica and John Meyers... Click Here
Jessica's Boobs Story.. Click Here
Jessica's Diet Regime... Click Here
About Jessica .. Click Here
sending you somewhere else..
Jessica and John Meyers... Click Here
Jessica's Boobs Story.. Click Here
Jessica's Diet Regime... Click Here
About Jessica .. Click Here
I am sooo loving this hair color on
her... February 5, 2007 just looks
great on her...
her... February 5, 2007 just looks
great on her...
Jessica Simpson Proud Of
Daisy Duke Performance
Jessica Simpson was
thrilled with her
performance in the movie
The Dukes Of Hazzard,
because she was finally
able to establish herself as
an actress by playing sexy
Daisy Duke.
The star claims she worked
hard portraying the tomboy,
especially while filming the
provocative video for
These Boots Are Made For
Walkin'.
She tells America's Elle
magazine, "That wasn't me.
That was Daisy Duke. I was
selling a movie. And I have
to say I did a pretty damned
good job of it. That video
put me on the map as an
actress because I don't
walk around in a bikini and
dance like that. That was so
out of character for me."
They look like they
could be sisters...
Post 2/9/07
Left: Hilary Duff.
Right: Jessica
Simpson. Both out
and about this week.
could be sisters...
Post 2/9/07
Left: Hilary Duff.
Right: Jessica
Simpson. Both out
and about this week.
Watch the Press just go crazy over the brunette hairdo on Jessica... Click here
